Whitest Kids quotes

• People like YOOOUUUUU:
• Think that the devil lives in some sort of condo down in Florida!
• Think that the devil lives in some sort of houseboat just drinking daiquiris and listening to Jimmy Buffet!
• Think that the devil lives in some sort of abandoned railroad car just travelling from state to state, eating sardines out of a can and telling stories to strangers and petting a scraggly little dog that he has!
• Think that the devil lives in some sort of magical hot air balloon kingdom where he just zooms around on a Segway scooter and watches soap operas and does sudoku!
• Think that the devil lives in a rundown laundry detergent factory where he just eats candy canes out of a box that he has and he writes short stories and twirls his hair!
• Think that the devil is some stowaway on Paul Simon’s tour bus just traveling across America and eating Teddy Grahams and when people fall asleep, spitting them in their ears!
• Think that the devil lives on some jewel encrusted surfboard just floating in the middle of a wave pool, reading romance novels and thinking about boys!
• Think that the devil lives on a Hollywood movie studio set that’s made to look like a World War II fighter jet and he just lounges around all day getting baked and calling his friends and hanging up on them!