February 2012
6 posts
5 tags
Your Highness! I beg you, please do not fingerbang that manatee!
– King’s assistant, Manatee Fingerbang sketch
5 tags
PIZZA’S NOT FOR BREAKFAST! AAAARRRRRRRHHHH!
– Sam, Pizza Bagels sketch
6 tags
This is not a form of brainwashing. This is not a form of brainwashing. This is...
– Kids, Pledge of Allegiance sketch
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Those guys that made all that money off Google, they didn’t Google shit.
– Zach, Kid Beer sketch
6 tags
I don’t use tampons, I air dry.
– Trevor’s date, Air Dry sketch
January 2012
24 posts
6 tags
Call me when you’re doing meth and then we’ll talk.
– Dad, Sophomores sketch