February 2012
6 posts
5 tags
“Your Highness! I beg you, please do not fingerbang that manatee!”
– King’s assistant, Manatee Fingerbang sketch
Feb 26th
3 notes
5 tags
“PIZZA’S NOT FOR BREAKFAST! AAAARRRRRRRHHHH!”
– Sam, Pizza Bagels sketch
Feb 10th
3 notes
6 tags
“This is not a form of brainwashing. This is not a form of brainwashing. This is...”
– Kids, Pledge of Allegiance sketch
Feb 5th
9 notes
5 tags
“Those guys that made all that money off Google, they didn’t Google shit.”
– Zach, Kid Beer sketch
Feb 3rd
8 notes
6 tags
“I don’t use tampons, I air dry.”
– Trevor’s date, Air Dry sketch
Feb 2nd
3 notes
January 2012
24 posts
6 tags
“Call me when you’re doing meth and then we’ll talk.”
– Dad, Sophomores sketch
Jan 31st
3 notes